Famous last words

I'm not sure when I'll die, but just in case it's soon I want to have some good quips at the ready.
Here's what I've got so far:

I... always... loved... (die)
I like the idea of going out cryptically. No one will know who I meant, so it could be anyone. You, your mom, a movie, Third Eye Blind. I'd like to see the obit: "He died as he lived, talking a bunch of bullshit."

Tell Zac to deliver the eulogy to the tune of "Tom's Diner."
This is a great final wish. This way if people come to my funeral, they won't be able to get that damn song, and through it ME, out of their heads for two weeks.

I'm gay.
I'm not. But why not go out with a joke? It has the added effect of people believing it and thinking, "I really didn't know that guy at all." Hence, more mystery. Yes!

I want a Sailor Moon funeral.
Theme weddings, theme birthdays, theme casual Friday, why not theme funerals?

Make Alex sing "My Heart Will Go On" and Jennifer sing "My Humps" during the ceremony.
Again, what good is a funeral that I can't attend unless I know it's going to be amusing. I like the idea of asking people to feel slightly uncomfortable when trying to say goodbye to me. I'm always a little awkward at goodbyes, so really it'll bring us closer together. Plus, My Humps has to be the all-time worst funeral song.

Bury me in a snuggie.
I'd just like for people to be able to say, "He looks so comfortable."

All right, some quickies:

Life really wasn't anything but bitches and money.

Schwing!

Never shave your mustache. Promise me!

If you have anything to say to the Crocodile Hunter, tell me now.

Aw, shit. I died.